Don Marti

Wed 14 May 2014 06:13:15 AM PDT

Turn that crap down.

WOULD YOU TURN THAT CRAP DOWN?

You want us to turn the music down? Certainly. We'll offer to turn it down if you pay us $10 per hour.

THE HELL WITH THAT. IT'S NOT UP TO ME TO PAY, IT'S UP TO YOU TO RESPECT COMMON DECENCY. TURN IT DOWN.

See, the lack of willingness to pay for peace and quiet shows that Consumers appreciate the value co-creation of our shared musical environment.

I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

It's only a few radicals trying to get the government involved.

See also: everything that surveillance marketing people say about privacy.