[linux-elitists] Aaaahhh!

Modus Operandi modus@as220.org
Thu Jan 8 19:14:10 PST 2004

In the immortal words of Andrew <akohlsmith-le@benshaw.com>:
> > That's a pretty stupid default. It's easy to change in the
> > configurator. I use Super-TAB to cycle through windows.
> What key is the "super" key?  I can't find Superman's logo anywhere on my 
> keyboard.


Mr. Joshua:
Where is the "GO" button on my key board. I cannot find it. Maybe I will
get a tab.

I tried that. It didn't work. No tab came out.

Mr. Joshua:
Maybe the pause button will let me take a nap. What do you think?

Worth a shot. I wonder if pressing the "insert" button will hook you up
with the sex.

Mr. Joshua:
I don't think so. But I am hoping that the "end" button will make the
work day over.

Right. Then press the "home" button to be transported to your recliner.
Also, the "caps lock" button makes the Capitals win the Stanley Cup, I

Mr. Joshua:
Right. Just as "ALT" will transport you to an alternate universe. Oh,
and you'll have to press "return" if you want to get back.

Exactly. I have been pressing the "ESC" button for 5 minutes to no
avail. I am still here. Also, the Windows button has failed to provide
my cube with any windows.

Mr. Joshua:
That sucks. You know, the menu button does not give me a list of food.
This is all Bill Gates' fault.

I know it. I pushed that button and was expecting at least a wine list.
I got nothing.

Also, I pressed the space bar and did not find myself drinking a whiskey
sour on the space station. I was very upset.

Mr. Joshua:
I get no F-4 fighter jet when I hit F4 either. it sucks. I could totally
go for a fighter jet right now. That would kick so much ass.

Good point... wait, dude, it's 5 o'clock. Fuck this shit, it's Miller


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