[linux-elitists] Fwd: Forget Spam! This is the future

Aaron Lehmann aaronl@vitelus.com
Thu May 3 08:34:33 PDT 2001

I'd like to use this as a case study in our discussion of how stupid
spammers are.

The spam says: "Forget spam, use spam instead".

----- Forwarded message from 3NH5EIUN1@yahoo.com -----

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----- End forwarded message -----

#define m(i)(x[i]^s[i+84])<< /* I do not condone improper use of this code */
unsigned char x[5],y,s[2048];main(n){for(read(0,x,5);read(0,s,n=2048);write(1,s
,n))if(s[y=s[13]%8+20]/16%4==1){int i=m(1)17^256+m(0)8,k=m(2)0,j=m(4)17^m(3)9^k
*6^c+~y;}}//Please join us in civil disobedience and distribute DeCSS(or efdtt!)

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